could you give us directions to Olive Garden?
no, but i could give you directions to an actual Italian restaurant lol
oh you think your clever???
what
i'm going to meet my dying neice and she happens to love olive garden so her whole family is going to eat with her so she'll have a few moments of happiness
oh... oh god i'm so sor
no shut the fuck up you piece of shit. i'll find it myself
the tourist drives off and the new yorker is left to think about his life choices and his decision to be a giant condescending asshole
thornado
thortoise
my neighbor thortoro
The Thorax
Oh my god, everybody. Pack up and go home. The Thorax is the winner.
Christmas Thornament
TONIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT
WE ARE YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUNG
SO LET’S SET THE WORLD ON FIIIIYYAAAAHHHHHHHH!
WE CAN BURN BRIIGHTAAHHHHH
THAN THE SUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
World’s Deepest Swimming Pool
Two words: WATER. TEMPLE.
Three words: FEAR. OF. DROWNING.
Seven words: HOW THE FUCK DO I GET THERE? :D
